United Center- Chicago, IL
October 3rd, 2008
By Anthony Kuzminski
Moments before Turner took to the stage at the United Center in Chicago, a flurry of exhilaration shot through the crowd as Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey took their seats. Even though the crowd was awe-struck at the celebrities in their presence, nothing could steal the thunder from the one and only Tina Turner. The show would be only the second date of Turner’s tour, but you never would have guessed as the show feels like it’s been on the road for a year. In truth, Turner has been doing this for fifty years and this performance was no different than any of the others in her career; she worked the stage as a consummate professional and poured herself into the performance in a way someone four-decades younger could only dream of. It’s one thing to sing and perform, but can you make the crowd believers? As her and Ike’s cover of “Get Back” cranked on the sound system, a red curtain separated to reveal Turner on a platform sixty feet in the air. For over two hours (which included a thirty-minute intermission) Turner excelled and exceeded all expectations. For someone who will turn seventy in less than fourteen months, she defied the naysayers and proved she embodies the spirit of rock n’ roll better than performers fifty-years younger. As she tore through the opening of “Steamy Windows” and “Typical Male” it was evident that she would manage stunts and moves that I couldn’t manage in my wildest dreams, in heels no less.
While the evening was high on gloss and sheen, it was implemented with precision and featured wildly passionate performances that made you shake your head at how staggering it all was. During “Better Be Good To Me” Turner’s energy level was surging and the crowd became intoxicated by it. She proved to be prevailing and persuasive as she seduced the audience with a raw primal energy she is known for. Even the polished pop of her eighties hits (“What You Get Is What You See” & “What’s Love Got To Do With It”) were delivered with primordial instincts that separate themselves from other pop numbers from a decade of excess. The theatrics were mouth gaping as they surpassed even the greatest Vegas spectacular. Top tier productions of “Acid Queen” (featuring Turner in a sexy red dress), “We Don’t Need Another Hero” (in full-on Beyond Thunderdome regalia) and “Golden Eye” from the James Bond film of the same title proved to be more than just staging exercises. The stage had hidden treats and instead of merely being eye candy, it had you guessing continually as to what it would reveal. There were dresses, short skirts, the highest of high heels, four backing dancers (nicknamed by Turner as “The Flowers”) with barely an inch of clothing to them and yet none of it seemed excessive or over the top because Turner always brought things full circle and reminded everyone that this was about the music.
Her backing dancers were among the sexiest women I have ever laid eyes on and from what my wife told me, they were the topic of discussion in the bathroom during intermission (“How do they keep their asses that small?”). However, despite this, the sexiest woman to grace the stage was Ms. Turner herself. She hit the stage and for over two-hours provided nothing other than pure heart and soul. She exudes unadulterated confidence in not just her craft but in herself as well and this is far sexier than any twenty-something woman in a scantily clad outfit. Her seven piece band was spot on and spectacular, as were her two backing singers (including Lisa Fisher best known for her work with the Rolling Stones). As Turner tore through a roaring “Jumpin’ Jack Flash/ It’s Only Rock N’ Roll”, the indomitable “Addicted To Love” and the dangerously fixating “Nutbush City Limits” she hit her stride. Her hips shook like Jagger; she mugged better than Madonna and commanded all eyes on her in a way Britney Spears could only dream; because all of them stole their moves from her. She’s the pioneer of performers and proved that fifty-years down the line, there’s plenty all of them could still learn from her. There is a primordial sexual intensity that can’t be taught or taken. She oozes with confidence and this in turn makes her far sexier than any pop starlet who thinks sex is about a full reveal. She roamed the stage in heels the entire evening. What differentiates Tina Turner from current pop starlets is that she is a survivor. People look at Turner, see her perform and feel like she is a saint of sorts. They view her as a role model to believe in. If she can survive the hardships of life and not just survive, but thrive…then “so can I” they think.