xTHello children. The time has come for you to be my slave!
I mean this in the best way. I want you to help me promote my record, "Sycamore Meadows", when it comes out on 11/11/08. I don't want no flakes or lazy-asses. It's just about letting people you know and love in your town or at shows about it. All you have to do is meet the below requirements, and I will reward you generously with the riches of my labor (limited edition items, private event invites, backstage access where there are backstages, signed merch that will be worth at least a buck on ebay, and so on) and email the info to streetteam@butchwalker.com okay?
THE BASIC REQUIREMENTS:
-Reliable Transportation (bicycle or Hummer... Your choice)
-Internet/Email Access (hopefully on one of those old monochrome screened Apple IIc computers with a 2400kb modem on dial-up... Just like mom and dad)
-Owner of or access to a digital camera (if you have myspace and facebook, I already know you have one to post "above-the-head" self-pictures of yourself)
-Enough time to fulfill duties (5+ hrs per week.... Hey... It's a job, yo!))
-Passion for Butch (in the most "prison" or "deserted island" sort of way of course.... Kidding)
GENERAL INFO:
Full Name:
Age:
Full Mailing Address:
City You Want to Represent:
Phone (cell):
Email:
NOTE: Please make sure to include your full mailing address so we can send you promotional materials and prizes.
that's it! Have fun!
I love you,
butch